The Republic of Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Checo Perez with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.565 billion Novogalaicoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de Nueva Galician economy, worth 237 trillion Peso Novogalaicoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 152,025 Peso Novogalaicoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 656,159 per year while the poor average 22,438, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is well under control. Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia's national animal is the Red Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is ranked 182,121^st in the world and 3,728^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 55.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.